"I've just realised you've had a haircut. You're likely to already know this, but I'd like you to know that I now know it too."
"Thanks. I wasn't going to mention it, but then if you didn't mention it I was going to mention that I hadn't mentioned it. Your above-eyebrow area looks much the same as it always has to me, unless you've recently changed it and I haven't noticed, in which case it looks tremendous and very you."
"Thanks. What're you doing with the weekend?"
"I am going to reject mediocrity."
"How long'll that take?"
"My entire life and a bit of yours."
"What?"
"You're going to live longer by not putting any effort in but when I die you'll decide to wear a heavy helmet of guilt which will deflect the suggestions of other people trying to persuade you to stop doing things like producing a magazine that reviews all the other magazines and is called Not Quite Good Enough."
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fantastically well-written as always. The ambiguity in your work is really fresh and exciting.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for adding to my Shit Ideas Amnesty! You are currently my favourite person on the whole world wide web. Amy x
ReplyDeleteThankyou both.
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