Must Butter Noggin

Now the hotel is finished they've reopened the 24-hour Spar. But they haven't closed the temporary Spar round the corner, so there is a two-Spar situation. It's the talk of the north-west. The new one has a better range of beers but a brutally narrow selection of crisps. You'd only go there when Sainsbury's is closed, though. Unless you're an absolute fucking nutcase.